(Pdf) [An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet]

5 Nights: Sinful Delights Boxed Set eLling in love and dying all in a weekend when Juliet is but 13 We all must die in thend so wouldn t you want to in the name of love than of an awful disease Perhaps the two lovers weren t truly in love but their last living moments were spent believing so so WHAT DOES IT MATTER HOW CAN ONE TRULY KNOW does it matter How can one truly know one is in love Is it a feeling In that case what is a feeling If you believe you are in love then you may as well be contrary to what others might sayThe argument with the weak plot Shakespeare didn t invent Romeo and Juliet It was infact a poem which is constantly being adapted over time Shakespeare did add a poem which is constantly being adapted over time Shakespeare did add some aspects but the meeting in the ballroom Tybalts death the sleeping draught and such were already in the poemI personally love this play purely because it s an The Seventh Witch escape from this modern world I m not saying I like the treatment of women nor the fighting but it s like a different world that i m never going toxperience and reading it through Shakespeare s gorgeous writing makes Verona seem all the romantic Two things struck me during this re reading 1 From the first scene of the play the sexual puns are drenched in metaphorical violence drawing your weapon laying knife aboard forcing women to the wall And the Miss Ran Away with the Rake etc creating a stark contrast with the purity of Romeo and Juliet s love and language and 2 Mercutio the Nurse and Old Capulet are something totally new both in Shakespeare and also in English drama that is characters who are not only realistic but whose language completely reflects their thought processes to the point where they take on a life of their own Shakespeare would create many other such characters but these three are the first THIS This is what happens when you jump into a Rebound RelationshipSo when the story opens Romeo is desperately in love with Rosaline But since she won t give up the booty has sworn to remain chaste he s all depressed and heartbroken Annoyingmo style His friends tired of his constant whining give him a Beyonc mixtape He takes her words to heart and her lyrics begin to mend his broken soul His boys drag his sad ass to a party and across a crowded room Romeo spies his next victimer soul His boys drag his sad ass to a party and across a crowded room Romeo spies his next victimer really really for real this time True LoveMeet 13 year old Juliet Who is 13And how old is Romeo Well he s old Trickle Down Tyranny: Crushing Obama's Dream of the Socialist States of America enough to kill Juliet s cousin in a sword fight soyeah Probably not 13 But since he s such a punk little pussy what with the whining sobbing and spouting off crap poetry I m going to assume he s not much older than she is and say 15 or 16 If I m wrong don t correct me It ll help me sleep tonight Tragically Juliet is a Hatfield and Romeo is a McCoy Their families have been feuding over a McCoy pig that was killed during a Hatfield moonshine run decades ago Totally true I swearNeedless to say tensions are still running high So Shhhhh They gotta keep their love on the down lowAnd it is love dammit I mean they ve stared atach other a whole bunch and had like two conversations This time around Romeo isn t going to make the same mistake as before and let the new girl of his dreams slip through his fingersFuck yeah Time to get married Because marriage will solve all your problems No reallyPinkie promiseAnd we all know what happened next rightWellIshYou know I can t help but wonder what that first The Pocket Wife encounter would ve been like if they d met when they were olderRomeo Hey baby Heaven must be missing an angel Mind if I crawl up to your balcony tonightJuliet The fuck taser cracklesRomeo screamsAnyhoo this isn t a romance it s a cautionary tale And a pretty funny one at that I originally gave it 3 stars but I had to bump it up for making me giggle so much Between Romeo Ju. Aterial a careful reappraisalRomeo and Juliet is the world's most famous drama of tragic young love Defying the feud which divides their families Romeo and Julietnjoy the fleeting rapture of courtship marriage and sexual fulfilment; but a combination of old animosities and new coincidenc. In fair verona where we lay our scene i went to verona this past weekend and there is a very special xperience that comes from reading a story in the same place where it is set the city has a very romantic feel to it but its a gentle and uiet romance which is completely different from the urgent and desperate love between romeo and juliet we could argue days "about whether or not romeo and juliet were actually in love with ach other let alone old nough know "whether or not romeo and juliet were actually in love with ach other let alone old Obsession enough to know love is but for me my focus isnt the story its how its told the writing in this is so lovelyven when tybalt gets called a saucy boy lololol i think shakespeare is a genius and the way his characters Cabaret: A Roman Riddle express love and longing and desire in this is really somethinglse come gentle night come loving black browed night give me my romeo and when i shall die take him and cut him out in little stars and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night maybe i just fell under the spell of city or maybe shakespeares words really do have a profound ffect on the reader but i njoyed this play and these star crossed lovers and its true what the prince says for never was a story of woe than this of juliet and her romeo 45 stars Happy 2018 veryone I thought I would get the year off on the right track by reading my first book for classics bingo in the group catching up on classicsand lots One of the suares on this year s board is to read a book published before the 18th century and because Romeo and Juliet is one of this month s group reads I decided to mark off this suare arly Way back in ninth grade I read Romeo AND JULIET I HAPPENED TO HAVE Juliet I happened to have teacher who assigned us outside of the box assi Every All Roads Lead Home emo fourteen year old s dream In bullet point form fall in love with hot boygirl delete as appropriate that parents can t stand tender words and some sex gotta find out what that s like major tragic incident that really wasn t your fault you were provokedveryone s mad at you die beautiful death in loved one s arms parents finally understand how much they cared about you and are sorry they didn t treat you better when you were aliveSo how did Shakespeare manage to turn this heap of crap which ven Zac Efron would think twice about into one of the most moving stories of all time If you still need proof that he was a genius look no further Why didn t they just run away together It would have saved a lot of heart ache Romeo and Juliet The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet William ShakespeareRomeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare arly in his career about two young star crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families Romeo and Juliet belongs to a tradition of tragic romances stretching back to antiuity The plot is based on an Italian tale translated into verse as The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet by Arthur Brooke in 1562 and retold in prose in Palace of Pleasure by William Painter in 1567 Shakespeare borrowed heavily from both but xpanded the plot by developing a number of supporting characters particularly Mercutio and Paris Believed to have been written between 1591 and 1595 the play was first published in a uarto version in 1597 The text of the first uarto version was of poor uality however and later ditions corrected the text to conform closely with Shakespeare s original 1977 248 1356 225 16 1375 223 1385 9789644451676 1392 1375 191 1377 9646404332 1380 The people who dislike this play are the ones who view common sense over being rational and prefer to view the world in a structured way One of the main arguments that come across is the meeting fa. Edited introduced and annotated by Cedric Watts Research Professor of English Literature University of SussexThe Wordsworth Classics' Shakespeare Series presents a newly The Mephisto Threat (Paul Tallis edited seuence of William Shakespeare's works The textualditing takes account of recent scholarship while giving the Liet both crying moping and twirling around like a tweenage girls and the rest of the cast flailing around to accommodate these idiots this was waaaaaay better than I remembered itI listened to this on Playaway so I got to "have the audio version with a full cast of characters sound ffects and music loved it characters sound ffects and music Loved it "the audio version with a full cast of characters sound ffects and music Loved it Totally going this way if you re planning on trying out Shakespeare I m not sure what annoys me the play that levated a story about two teenagers meeting at a ball and instantly falling in love then deciding to get married after knowing ach other for one night into the most well known love story of all time or the middle schools that feed this to of all time or the middle schools that feed this to of the same age group as the main characters to support their angst filled heads with the idea that yes they really are in love with that guygirl they met five minutes ago and no one can stop them specially not their meddling parentsKeep in mind that Juliet was THIRTEEN YEARS OLD He Romeo and Juliet abridgedROMEO I m Romeo and I used to be mo and annoying but now I m so totally in luuuuurve and it s AWESOME MERCUTIO Okay three things One there s only room in this play for one awesome character and it s me bitch Two you re still mo and annoying Three didn t you say that xact same stuff yesterday about RosalineROMEO Whomeanwhile Juliet prances around her room and draws hearts on things and scribbles Mrs Juliet Montague in her diary over and over Because she is THIRTEEN How old is Romeo supposed to be Let s not talk about that kCAPULET Good news Juliet I found you a husbandPARIS Hello I m a complete tool JULIET Daddy I don t want to marry that apparently decent and unflawed guy I m in love with Romeo Montague we met yesterday and it was HOT CAPULET I WILL BE DAMNED IF I SEE MY ONLY DAUGHTER MARRIED TO THE ONLY SON OF THE MAN WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY FOR REASONS TOO UNIMPORTANT TO SPECIFY IN THIS PLAYJULIET stamps foot runs off to her room to watch High School Musical again and sulkTYBALT Hey Romeo your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of lderberriesMONTAGUE POSSE Oh snapMERCUTIO YOU TAKE THAT BACK TYBALT MAKE ME ROMEO No You can t fight him Mercutio because I already married his cousin TYBALT I KEEL YOU Romeo attempts to stop the fight and fails miserablyMERCUTIO FUCK YOU ALL diesROMEO Okay forget what I said about not fighting I KEEL YOUTYBALT diesPRINCE I ve had nough of your shit Emo McStabbypants You re banished ROMEO Waaaaaahhhhhh I m banished and Juliet is going to marry another guy and it s not fair WHY DOES GOD HATE MEFRIAR LAURENCE Jesus Christ not this again Okay if you promise to grow a pair I ll help you and your wife out Here s the plan she takes a potion that ll make her go into a coma and then she ll get put in the family tomb and then you ll sneak back into town break into the tomb wait until she wakes up and then the two of you scape and live happily ver after It s perfectAUDIENCE the hellShockingly the plan fails Romeo goes back to the tomb pausing to kill Paris just for good measure but he thinks Juliet s dead and drinks poison and dies and then like two seconds later she wakes up and sees that Romeo isn t mostly dead like she was he s dead so she stabs herselfMONTAGUE Wow we are awful parents CAPULET I have an idea let s make solid gold statues of our dead children to commemorate their love and serve as a constant reminder of the fact that our only children killed themselves because we were such uncaring parents they actually do thisSHAKESPEARE Beat that Stephenie Meyer THE ENDRead for 9th grade EnglishBONUS courtesy of The Second City Network Every Shakespeare heroine needs a sassy gay friend. Es brings them to suicidal deathsThis play offers a rich mixture of romantic lyricism bawdy comedy intimate harmony and sudden violence Long successful in the theatre it has also generated numerous operas ballets and films; and these have helped to make Romeo and Juliet perennially topical. .

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An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet